Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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