How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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The WNBA

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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