Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Know! Come in!

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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