Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A sober Irish individual.

Women's rights...

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

I dont have a girlfriend

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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