- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Do you like apples? Yes

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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