- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Knock knock

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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