whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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purple pickles

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Women's Professional _________

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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