Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

what do you call your mama at the gas station

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Cleveland winning something

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Anti Joke

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