Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

A dancer walks into a barre

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

rocky is here again.......................

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

"Knock knock." "No."

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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