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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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