Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Well, there's one way...

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Phew... it's gone.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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