What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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The WPGA tour

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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