A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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