- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

wanna here a joke? you.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

This statement is false.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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