- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

knock,knock you suck

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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