- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Jews

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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