- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

WOw you have no life

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

sfdg

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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