Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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the WNBA

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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