- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A seal walks into a club.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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