- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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