- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Who is big and stupid My brother

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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