I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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THE GAME

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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