- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

I have an erection My mom!

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

angelosnyder is not gay

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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