- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

penis. nuff said.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Your dads dead. lol

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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