What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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