As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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