- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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