A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Not a joke.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

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