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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the dog die? He was old

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Church.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the dog die? He was old

Punching a baby

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

God. God.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

It got hit by a rocket.

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