What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Im batman...suck it losers

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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