Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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