- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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