Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Penis.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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SBB

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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