What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Not a joke.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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