- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

VAGINA.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Obama

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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