A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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shut up kobe!

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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