- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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