Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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