A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

How long is a china man?

Andy Carrol

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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