- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A seal walks into a club.

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