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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

hi penis ham telephone

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

British Dentistry

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Face...the other white meat!

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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