- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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