- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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