- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Reverse psychology never fails.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

speech and debate.

Well, there's one way...

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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