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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A seal walks into a club.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre