there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Womens rights

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