Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Today is March 22.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

2 Penises

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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