Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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