What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Knock Knock Come in.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

I have aids

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Where's the dick??? east

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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