- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Jellybeans

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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