- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a woman votes!

A chicken walks into a barn.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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