- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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