why is pie good. because it just is.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Albert <3 Hunter

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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