- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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