Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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