- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

what smells like tuna? my underwear

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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