A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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