black people

Women Sports.

800 people died last year. end of story

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

"Knock knock." "No."

Banana Hamock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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