Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

hi penis ham telephone

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

c-? men, C-men

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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