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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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