Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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brittney griner

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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