What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Major League Soccer

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

balls

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

But who would want to sell us out and why?

PENIS

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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