A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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