- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

7+5=12

Has u seen my grammar?

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