- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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