- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Don't believe in Atheists.

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