- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

i just pooped that is all!

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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