What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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hi penis ham telephone

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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pudding

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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