Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

i died. new product by steve jobs

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Your face is hilarious.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

all your base are belong to mark

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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