Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

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