The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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women's rights

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dry handjob

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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I regret everything.....

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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