- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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