why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A Serbian Film

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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