Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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