Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Asians

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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