knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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