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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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