What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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