Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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