- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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