- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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