How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Vote this up

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My mom

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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