- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Today is March 22.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Elizabeth Warren

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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