how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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im a dragon, no im not

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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