Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Bacon is delcious.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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