what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Anti Joke

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