- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Elizabeth Warren

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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