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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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