Your Mommy is a gas pump.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's half of 8? o

women's rights, lol

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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