- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

"Knock knock." "No."

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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