The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Rebecca Black's career.

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the WNBA

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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