What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

your mom

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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