- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

dick dick dick... frogs

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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