Thats sweet, thank you then.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

women sports....

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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