What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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gay people

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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A French man gets into a fight

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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