- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

women sports....

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

My three children are three big mistakes.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Thats sweet, thank you then.

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