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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

My Nan, that is all.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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