Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

If you're reading this, you can read.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

V I T A M I N C !

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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