If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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I am quite mature.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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