Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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