If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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cool

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Hello

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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