- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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