- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

-knock knock! -doors open

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's 9+10? 19.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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