3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

troll----> hahaha---->

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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