- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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