What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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lipstick pig

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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