Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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baloney sandwich

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Boob

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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