How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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all jokes aside...

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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obama

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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