Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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