- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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